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May 31, 2026 Yesterday was amazing from start to finish, but I have been a girl on the run for daysssss. I spent the week prepping for a fancy black tie event I got tapped to attend for work. And by tapped, I mean my boss couldn’t go, so who better to fill a spotContinue reading “Girl on the Run”

May 25, 2026 I asked ChatGPT to read my blog the other day just to see what it would say and it did this .2 second scan of years of writing and started doing some pattern recognition. It was complimentary and hyped me up like it always does whenever you ask anything personal. I sawContinue reading “Poisonous”

May 23, 2026 I had the best fajita and spicy marg combination of my life in Charleston, WV on Thursday night. I worked half a day and then hit the road to spend the long weekend (and then some) with my family in Kentucky. I stopped overnight in Charleston and shared the little Fairfield byContinue reading “Emotional Support Jalapeños”

May 21, 2026 I am not on TikTok, but I watch a lot of YouTube videos about TikTok. In fact, my YouTube homepage (which I recently upgraded to Premium so I can do ad-free viewing because I have a problem) is nothing but TikTok reactions, liberal propaganda, and video game reviews. In particular, I reallyContinue reading “You have to be ugly as f**k or it won’t work”

Monday May 18, 2026 Well, dear reader, it’s been a while. I think I wrote in a previous post that I only feel like writing when I’m hurting. And that’s certainly true today. Now, I’ve had some hurt in my life in the year and a half since my last post about Merry the boyContinue reading “Mom Cosplay”

January 22, 2025 Apologies for the hobbit misgendering in my previous post! I thought Merry and Pippin were both girls. They are actually very supportive and helpful men, and I kind of want to party with them.

January 20, 2025 Harry Potter taught me how to read in the 90’s. I was home from school with an extended case of mono for what seemed like weeks, and my Mamaw bought me a copy of “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone”. Thus, began an epic journey I got to take with Harry, Ron,Continue reading “Welcome to the Shire, Bitch.”

January 19, 2025 I know you won’t believe me when I say this, but I’ve been going through a phase. A bear phase. It all started with this crazy documentary on HBO (Max, whatever) called “Chimp Crazy.” If you watched that 4-part masterpiece, you got a glimpse into the crazy lives of humans who ownContinue reading “Rebecca’s Survival Handbook”

October 6, 2024 I was chatting with a girl at work about my dating shenanigans, and she told me I need to get myself a roster. Now, if you’re not hip and don’t know what a roster is in dating – same, girl. Or at least I didn’t until I looked it up on Google.Continue reading “The Roster”

August 4, 2024 One of my favorite reality shows is called “My Big Fat Fabulous Life”. The show on TLC chronicles the life of Whitney Way Thore, a gal from Greensboro, North Carolina, who went viral in the early 2010’s for a YouTube video called “Fat Girl Dancing”. In the video, she danced a hip-hopContinue reading “High Standards”