Author Archives: beecrouch

September 24, 2022 Earlier this week, I served as a reviewer for a proposal that some people in my analytics group are writing. A proposal is basically a document you write to a company or agency that is trying contract out some work. It’s a sales document where you have to be persuasive and tellContinue reading “Feedback on my Feedback?”

September 22, 2022 I love special occasions. I love getting dressed up and going out, especially to shows. It doesn’t matter if it’s a musical or a play or an opera.  If I can put on a dress and some heels and drink cocktails for a night out (preferably with a good friend or aContinue reading “Looking Forward to It.”

September 20, 2022 “Don’t be afraid to use the P-word when you talk to him, ok?“ “Huh?“ “Oh. Sorry, the other P-word women hate to say – promotion. Tell him you want to go up this year and ask him for feedback.“ “Oh Rebecca, I’m so intimidated by that conversation.“ One of the hats IContinue reading “Intimidating”

September 17, 2022 When I find a song on the radio that I enjoy, I’ll often listen to it 500 times in a row until all the joy is sucked out of it and I *may* be able to actually enjoy listening to it again in a year or two. It’s like that time IContinue reading “A Man of His Word”

September 11, 2022 “Jesus, it’s like trying to manicure a baby.” I have a special occasion coming up this week, so I thought I’d treat myself to a manicure to look nice for it. It was my first one since Christmas time, so I was very excited. I drove all the way to Pentagon CityContinue reading “I Feel Bad About My Nails”

September 6, 2022 I woke up this morning to a very sick puppy dog. She made a colossal mess in my beautiful townhouse with various doggie bodily fluids and I drove her to the emergency vet with eyes blurry from tears and said various doggie bodily fluids all over my new dress. I knew sheContinue reading “Stretched”

September 5, 2022 I got a notification in my email the other day that reminded me that the flat fee I pay each year to own and operate this blog page was being removed from my bank account. I immediately felt some guilt because I haven’t written a post since April. I’ve been going downContinue reading “Being Single is the Shit”

April 10, 2022 “Every man I date has a cat, and I don’t know what that says about me. Sometimes I think they don’t have a cat, and then I show up at their house and realize there’s a surprise cat. “ Most of my day-to-day conversations fluctuate between general nerd speak (“The principal componentContinue reading “Rich Lady Taxes, Surprise Cats and Uncontrollable Laughter”

March 9, 2022 This is what I typed into the Google search bar on a crisp fall day in 2020.  Immediately, the Google autocorrect feature assumed that I was asking the entire internet the existential question we have all asked ourselves at least once – can I be happy alone? Immediately, Google showed me suicideContinue reading “Can I Be Cappy Alone? (Re-post)”

January 9, 2022 What does she look like? Thin. Pretty. Big tits. Your basic nightmare. When I was in high school, I was having a sleepover with my best friend, Megan, and she introduced me to “When Harry Met Sally”. I remember feeling annoyed that we were watching a lame movie from the 80’s. NowContinue reading “Heartburn”