Author Archives: beecrouch

January 22, 2025 Apologies for the hobbit misgendering in my previous post! I thought Merry and Pippin were both girls. They are actually very supportive and helpful men, and I kind of want to party with them.

January 20, 2025 Harry Potter taught me how to read in the 90’s. I was home from school with an extended case of mono for what seemed like weeks, and my Mamaw bought me a copy of “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone”. Thus, began an epic journey I got to take with Harry, Ron,Continue reading “Welcome to the Shire, Bitch.”

January 19, 2025 I know you won’t believe me when I say this, but I’ve been going through a phase. A bear phase. It all started with this crazy documentary on HBO (Max, whatever) called “Chimp Crazy.” If you watched that 4-part masterpiece, you got a glimpse into the crazy lives of humans who ownContinue reading “Rebecca’s Survival Handbook”

October 6, 2024 I was chatting with a girl at work about my dating shenanigans, and she told me I need to get myself a roster. Now, if you’re not hip and don’t know what a roster is in dating – same, girl. Or at least I didn’t until I looked it up on Google.Continue reading “The Roster”

August 4, 2024 One of my favorite reality shows is called “My Big Fat Fabulous Life”. The show on TLC chronicles the life of Whitney Way Thore, a gal from Greensboro, North Carolina, who went viral in the early 2010’s for a YouTube video called “Fat Girl Dancing”. In the video, she danced a hip-hopContinue reading “High Standards”

April 8, 2024 I received some anonymous feedback today that really threw me for a loop – which is strange because my general stance on feedback is that it should be like breathing – it should be a normal thing that you are giving and receiving every day so it’s not a traumatic event forContinue reading “Disingenuous”

March 24, 2024 I just finished reading an excellent book written by one of my favorite authors about horrible breakups throughout history. Jennifer Wright’s “It Ended Badly” takes you on a tour of history by examining some of the world’s most well-known toxic couples. The overall theme she has woven into each chapter seems toContinue reading “Mad, Bad and Dangerous to Know”

March 21, 2024 I got a request at work to write a blog for a newsletter. The requester asked me for a “few” paragraphs, but as I suffer from “Main Character Energy”, I provided about 8 instead. I thought I’d share what I submitted here. Hello, friends!  Wow. I’m so excited for this opportunity toContinue reading “Main Character Energy”

March 11, 2024 I’ve been listening to this book called “The Hot Zone”, which is about how Reston, Virginia nearly became the site of an ebola outbreak in the late 80’s. Basically, a lab received some monkeys from Africa, and they all started dropping dead. Then researchers examined the agent that caused their sudden illness,Continue reading “Lexapro Pros Prose?”